Tuesday, April 24, 2007

UXP # 100: "Changing of the X-Guard # 5: Eve of Destruction"

So . . . we’ve reached number 100 and the end of “Changing of the X-Guard.” Whew!

Let’s tackle the usuals first. We have come to “Eve of Destruction,” which pretty much bookends the 90s era X-Men.

The world is poised at the edge of a genetic war between humans and Mutants, with Magneto rallying all sorts of Mutants and Mutates at Genosha. Why? Well, because the Legacy Virus was cured and suddenly all those sick and dying Mutants and Mutates are up and about and ready to kick ass.

Of course, the X-Men aren’t in the best shape. Storm took her chunk of the team and left. Professor X has been captured by Magneto and is being used as a symbol to rally the troops. So with Wolverine and Cyclops helping Polaris evacuate the remaining humans off of Genosha, Phoenix goes off and recruits a whole new team. There’s Paulie, who is invulnerable. Northstar from Alpha Flight. Hector, who has translucent skin. Sunpyre, Sunfire’s sister. Plus a brainwashed Frenzy and a not-in-good shape Dazzler, who reveals that the Mojoverse has been overrun by Age of Apocalypse X-Babies.

This interim team of X-Men arrive in Genosha in short order and take the fight to Magneto. Magneto “kills” Dazzler and basically tears through the rest of the team . . . until Cyclops and Wolverine show up. They tussle with Mags for a bit, and then are subsequently defeated. Magneto threatens to rip Wolverine’s Adamantium skeleton out again, but Professor X block Magneto from accessing his powers. It turns out that Dazzler faked her death and Jean used the new X-Men to distract Magneto while Dazzler grabbed the Professor and took his place. Wolverine then cuts right into Magneto and the X-Men leave Genosha. Returning to the mansion, the new X-Men depart and Scott, Jean, Logan, and Professor X all leave to get a beer.

Despite the shaky premise, this story actually holds itself together nicely. It’s not the most in-depth tale, but there’s more to like than to hate.

My major critism regarding this story is the choice to bring in these new X-Men. I understand the idea behind it and even appreciate seeing new characters, but as Wolverine points out a few times, there are a number of X-Men out there – not just these three and Storm’s MIA team. Archangel, Iceman, Nightcrawler, Cable, Gambit and even Maggot and Doctor Reyes all would have been fine to bring in. Not to mention other X-affiliates like Forge and Maddrox. It also bothered me that when Magneto and Dazzler were fighting, neither one seemed to remember that they were both on the X-Men at the same time. And where’s Exodus? The Genoshan cabinet?

Despite that, though, the story is decent. It ranges from good to mediocre, and only once did it have a scene where I went “ugh! Come on!” – which was when the X-Men and Magneto explained to each other Jean’s brilliant plan. Note to writers: when the villain has to help explain what the plan, you have to know that you didn’t do a very good job on making it clear as to what really happened. Sorry.

The only other problem I had was its scope. There’s a nice “disaster averted” feel to it, but I wish it had been longer (it was supposed to be). Why not include an issue of “X-Men Unlimited?” Really, just one more issue would have made a difference.

To be completely honest, I wouldn’t have minded a tweaked version of Lobdell’s original post-Operation: Zero Tolerance story that had Magneto coming back and pretty much having an all out war between Mutants and humans with the X-Men smack in the middle. Oh well . . . what we got was pretty good.

There are some nice insight moments here – especially with Magneto, Wolverine, and Jean. Cyclops’ darker side steps into the spotlight, which is good. It lays down a foundation that Morrison and Whedon would later build upon. Amelia Vought also returns and it’s always a pleasure to her character again. Same with Polaris.

Lobdell tosses in little nods to the X-Tinction Agenda, Age of Apocalypse, Operation: Zero Tolerance (kinda), the Legacy Virus, Bloodties, The Twelve, Mojo/Longshot, and Fatal Attractions – which helps make this story seem all the better when placed in the context of X-Men history.

The ending with Professor X’s little speech falls a little flat, but the overall conclusion is nicely done. The story is a enjoyable tie-up of just about everything. Stryfe’s dead, the Legacy Virus is cured, Magneto is down of the count, Genosha is pacified, Apocalypse is dead, and Storm is off leading her own little team of X-Men to find journals that will dictate the future of the world. So . . . what’s next?

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Well, here we are at # 100 (if you don’t count the “New Mutants” posting errors and the “Welcome!” entry)! Yay!

I was really kinda debating how to celebrate this occasion. I thought “hmmm! An in-depth look at the X-Men would be a great idea!” But I don’t really have time for that and I’m not really feeling like this is the time for that yet anyway.

So, I’ll take a note from Busta Toons’ Masters of the Universe blog and do a round-up for ya’ll!

Prelude
The Early Adventures
Good Guys, Bad Villains
Factor Three
A Shake-Up
End of an Era
Hidden Years
Missing in Action
Giant-Sized
The New Kids
All Around the World
Perceptions of Reality
The Dark Phoenix Saga
In-Between
MiXed Bag
The Brood Saga
Enter: The New Mutants
From the Ashes
A Little In-Between
Secret Wars
LifeDeath
Wolverine and Kitty Pryde
Let’s Get Personal
Asgardian Wars and More!
Phoenix Rising
Beyonder, Spiral, and Nimrod
The Rise of Apocalypse
Mutant Massacre
What Happened to Maddie?
X-Men versus Fantastic Four
Before the Fall
Fall of the Mutants
After the Fall
Inferno
The Team Falls Apart
Acts of Vengeance
Cable
Gambit
Cleaning Out the X-House # 1: Days of Future Present
Cleaning Out the X-House # 2: X-Tinction Agenda
Cleaning Out the X-House # 3: Crossoroads
Cleaning Out the X-House # 4: Endgame
Cleaning Out the X-House # 5: Muir Island Saga
Genetically Challenged
A New Era
Weapon X

Blue Team
Gold Team
Bishop
Cutting Old Threads
The Tragedy of Wolverine
X-Ecutioner’s Song
Recovery
Legacies
Fatal Attractions
Bloodties
Guests
The Wedding Saga
Developments
Phalanx Covenant
Generation X
Age of Apocalypse # 1: Legion Quest
Age of Apocalypse # 2: New History
Age of Apocalypse # 3: The New Beginning
Age of Apocalypse # 4: Resistance
Age of Apocalypse # 5: The Quest
Age of Apocalypse # 6: Finale
Back to Normal
Confrontations
Creed
Ominous
Rising Darkness
Onslaught
Onslaught Aftermath
The Creed Assassination
The Phalanx/Shi’ar Conflict
Askani
Countdown
Operation: Zero Tolerance
New Beginnings
Internal Struggle
Mythology
The World As It Could Have Been
Transition
The Hunt for Xavier
The Magneto War
Journey
The Kids
Apocalypse: The Twelve
Mutants No More
Revolution
Shockwave
Slavers
Maximum Security
War and Peace
Changing of the X-Guard # 1: X-Men Forever
Changing of the X-Guard # 2: Dream’s End
Changing of the X-Guard # 3: The Search for Cyclops
Changing of the X-Guard # 4: Grand Finales
Changing of the X-Guard # 5: Eve of Destruction (which is what you're reading right now)

With all that, what does the future hold for the Uncanny X-Periment? Well, obviously, we’re entering into a new phase of the X-Men. Plenty of creators to come – Morrison, Casey, Austen, Whedon, Milligan, Carey, Brubaker, plus Chris Claremont (of course). Not to mention a ton of in-coming artists, most of whom are quite talented.

As for the immediate future, I’m debating what’s to come after this. The next logical step is “Origin,” although I’ve been considering tossing in “Exiles,” “Brotherhood” and “X-Force.” But we’ll see . . .

Ultimately, in the long run, I’m looking at having this up-to-date by the time the next big X-Even comes around (being “Endangered Species”), so probably by the end of the year. After that? Well, there’s plenty more to come. Weekly up-dates, special spotlights on single issues and characters, and (maybe, if I play my cards right), interviews.

So, thanks for stopping by and come on back, because this X-Periment ain’t over yet!

~W~

Sunday, April 15, 2007

UXP # 99: "Changing of the X-Guard # 4: Grand Finales"

X-Man # 75, Generation X # 71-72, 74-75, X-Force # 114-115, Bishop & Gambit: Sons of the Atom # 0-16

Our next installment sees the end of a number of various series – X-Man, Generation X, X-Force (sorta), Bishop: The Last X-Man, and Gambit. It’s a bit of a mass slaughter of books, but each comic finds it own way to an appropriate (for the most part) ending.

In X-Man # 75, Nate Grey encounters an alien that has supposedly infested all of humanity for the sake of converting them all into energy. The alien – named the Harvester – messes around with a town that he’s made his home and taken control of. A Mutant named Michael defies him and reaches out. Nate arrives, has a showdown with Harvester, unleashes his self-destructive energy upon the Harvester. The world is saved, Nate dies, Harvester is defeated, and Michael becomes a new Mutant Shaman.

Generation X is next up. We first take a look at one day in the lives of the Generation X members (save Banshee and Skin, but we read their story already [link]). Chamber meets a deaf girl, but is too afraid to get close to her because he’s a Mutie. M and Jubilee hang out in NYC, deal with the loss of Everett, fight anti-Mutant terrorists, and try to understand each other. Paige handles ghosts. Then, in the end, the gang takes a hard, cold look at their teachers and their lives. They question what they want to do. Sean is drinking hard after Moira’s death. Emma killed Adrienne. They’re old enough to graduate, so they approach Sean about it. Sean lets ‘em go and the gang has a tearful good bye. (heck, even I tear up!) Chamber is apparently going to join the X-Men.

X-Force continues to do spook business by blowing up buildings where they experiment on Mutant babies or something. The team then track down something called the World Engine, which uses genetic material from regular humans to create a new breed of technology. X-Force blows it up, supposedly dying in the process, though Domino survives and (apparently) Pete Wisdom is alive and believes that X-Force is still alive.

Then we go to Gambit/Bishop. Bishop, it turns out, has an alien symbiote (no, not Venom) called Le Bette Noir living under his skin. They figure out that Stryfe is after it and head on down to New Orleans to speak with the Witness to figure out how in the world to deal with this. Stryfe followed them down and they learn that Cable is going to kill them. After eating at a diner, Cable tracks ‘em down and we have a battle in the nexus of realities – aka Witness’s home. The Le Bette Noir manifests itself and Stryfe (feeling guilty about his life) sacrifices himself to save the world by taking the Le Bette Noir into his body and then blowing up (hey! Just like Nate Grey!). Cable heads out and Gambit and Bishop leave.

From the bottom up, we’ll start with Gambit/Bishop. This story has a nice nostalgic feel to it, with Stryfe and playing off the Gambit/Bishop dynamic. But that being said, there’s not a whole lot to like about this. The art is sufficient, but nothing amazing. The story is lame. Stryfe? He’s only in there because some writer brought him back and didn’t get rid of him.

To be completely honest, if we were going to get a big Stryfe/Cable story, why even have Gambit and Bishop involved? If I were there, I would have combined it when “Search for Cyclops,” brought in Nate Grey, and had a big ol’ Summers/Askani jamboree! Oh well . . . Stryfe’s death is workable, I guess. I preferred his being all blown up on the moon, but whatever.

X-Force was just too much. It was too muddled, it was too much explaining (over-explaining, really), and the ending was just too anti-climatic. I like that they went out doing what they do best – the extreme of fighting for Xavier’s dream.

Generation X is the best of the group. I really liked their finale. It was logical, emotional, and to the point. Despite the lack of fanfare that brought them together, the break-up of Generation X was very well done and really ended on a positive note (which is really depressing, considering what happens to some of them from here).

X-Man is a little flat, as most of the character plotlines were tied up by the end. My only real problem with the issue is that we don’t see any sort of response to his death from anyone else. But it’s a fitting end, I guess.

Overall, not a terrible bunch, but not incredible.

~W~

Thursday, April 12, 2007

UXP # 98: "Changing of the X-Guard # 3: The Search for Cyclops"

X-Men: The Search for Cyclops # 1-4, Uncanny X-Men # 391

Just a quick note: my apologies on the lateness of this entry. I’ve been sidetracked by not only my huge “Civil War” review, but also just real life stuff. However, everything is now in order and we’ll have up-dates on a more regular basis.

Down to business.

“The Search for Cyclops” is simply that. Scott is running around Egypt all amnesic and is eventually taken in by a cat-like Mutant named Anais. She tries to lead Scott to Akkaba, which was the birthplace of Apocalypse (remember?). Meanwhile, Gauntlet has been secretly hired by Blaquesmith to assassinate Scott, as he holds Apocalypse’s essence within him. Finally, Ozymadias point Cable and Phoenix in Scott’s general direction. Along the way, everyone bumps into Caliban who is released from service.

Everyone converges on Akkaba, where Apocalypse gets freed. A battle ensues and in the end, Phoenix separates Scott from Apocalypse and Cable kills whatever is left of Apocalypse with a firm poke from his psismiter. Yay!

Before returning home, Scott spends a weekend with his Dad, Corsair. It’s rather emotional.

I’m a little mixed on this story. While it nicely undoes the events of “The Twelve,” it also stands on its own merits. Cable gets some nice development. Jean gets some nice development. Scott, er, comes back and eventually gets some nice development.

Tom Raney’s art is beautiful and is coupled with some fantastic colors here. Joe Harris brings us a decent story.

But ultimately, I found it was lacking a certain something. It works good, it reads well. But it really lacks the kind of energy and scale a story like this should have. Things wrap up too nicely and there are too many questions. How did Scott end up in Egypt as an amnesic? Why didn’t Cerebro pick him up earlier? Where’s the Living Monolith?

In addition to all this, the story itself lacks a certain amount of dramatic weight. Anyone how picks up this mini-series knows that in the end, Cyclops will be back and alive and have Scott Lobdell writing him again before he gets shipped off to Grant Morrison. If there’s one thing that ultimately damns this story, it’s that. You know just how it’s going to end. Maybe not the details, but you’re pretty much assured from the moment you look at the title it’s a sure-win.

Despite all this though, it’s a decent read and while it doesn’t quite make up for the ending of “The Twelve,” it brings a nice story to the table.

~W~

Monday, March 26, 2007

UXP # 97: "Changing of the X-Guard # 2: Dream's End"

Uncanny X-Men # 388, Cable # 87, Bishop # 16, X-Men # 108, Generation X # 73, Uncanny X-Men # 389, X-Men # 109, Uncanny X-Men # 390, X-Men # 110

Mystique is up to no good. She’s manipulated a strand of the Legacy Virus and is ready to strike out at Presidential candidate Senator Kelly. Thus, the X-Men split into two teams. Cable, Gambit, Beast, and Colossus go off to handle the protection of Senator Kelly. Rogue, Bishop, and Wolverine head to Muir Island to find out why Moira can’t be reached. The rest of the team just, I don’t know, hangs out at home.

The Brotherhood – consisting of Avalanche, Blob, Post, and Lady Mastermind – attack Senator Kelly. Cable’s team intervenes, but even as they’re close to achieving victory, Cable figures out that it was all an illusion. Post stands ready to kill Kelly. Luckily, a dying Pyro steps out of the shadows and lights Post up. Post is killed, but Pyro is slowly dying. Senator Kelly, moved by Pyro’s sacrifice, decides to change some of his opinions about Mutants.

Meanwhile, Rogue carries Bishop and Wolverine to Muir Island. Once there, they find Wolfsbane being hunted down by Sabretooth. Bishop dispatches Sabretooth while Rogue handles Mystique. Wolfsbane runs across Rogue and gets shot by Mystique, who acquired a second anti-Mutant gun (Forge used it on Storm years ago, remember?). Mystique stabs Rogue. Bishop and Wolverine rescue Moira, who has just about unlocked the key to the Legacy Virus cure. Rogue then stabs Mystique.

Unfortunately, Moira is dying. The ride home is chaotic and during it, Professor X manages to mind-link with Moira, desperate to keep her alive and retrieve whatever information she has in regards to the cure. She gets the information along, but dies in the end. Sad.

Back with Senator Kelly, the candidate makes his “I love Mutants” feelings known, but is gunned down by a random American.

Sean Cassidy receives the news of Moira’s death . . . and then, while hanging out with Skin, gets captured by terrorists or something. Skin rescues him and Banshee is sad.

In the aftermath of all this, the X-Men continue to reel from all these terrible events. Reyes struggles with her rehab, Professor X reflects on his relationship with Moira in the past, and Storm, Rogue, Wolverine, and Gambit stumble across more evidence of trouble regarding Destiny’s diaries. Archangel and Psylocke break it off, Archangel claiming that he wants more to their relationship than what they’ve got.

Holding onto as much as hope as they can when Christmas comes, Storm, Bishop, Psylocke, Thunderbird, Rogue, and Tessa (aka Sage, aka former Hellfire Club associate) all decide to find the other long-lost diaries of Destiny. But, Beast sticks around.

And cures the Legacy Virus.

Finally. Woohoo!

Oh wait! It requires a sacrifice to do so. As when it was released by the use of someone’s power, as it must be cured. Colossus steps up, having lost his sister to the virus. He takes the cure and it is immediately sent into the atmosphere. Kitty Pryde then returns to scatter his ashes over his farm, then tells Professor X she wants her own life now.

And that is that.

This is definitely a “tying up loose threads” story. Though it’s not the best. In fact, despite the victory over the Legacy Virus – which is well done – this is probably the most depressing X-Men story ever. Just like with “Apocalypse: The Twelve,” there’s an unintentional theme here and that’s sacrifice. Every victory comes at the cost of something else – usually a life.

To save Senator Kelly, Pyro sacrificed his life. The Legacy Virus was cured at the cost of Moira and Colossus’ lives. Senator Kelly changed his views about Mutants, but it killed him in the end. Mystique was stopped, but it destroyed her relationship with Rogue to do so. See what I mean? And after a point, it just gets redundant. Each death and sacrifice loses just a bit of its impact as one after another hits us.

While the Legacy Virus was well handled, the rest of the story barely holds together. Why were only some of the X-Men dispatched to Senator Kelly and Muir Island? The X-Men left behind Phoenix, Iceman, Psylocke, Archangel, Storm, and Thunderbird. These are all heavy hitters. Why leave them behind? This is a big deal! Moira dying? Senator Kelly targeted by the Brotherhood? Come on!

Plus, why in the hell did Rogue carry Wolverine and Bishop to Muir Island? It didn’t make any sense. They have Blackbirds that can go super-fast. But nope. Let’s have Rogue carry these two X-Men into the upper atmosphere, then bring down to fight two very powerful foes. Geez. Also, the Claremont issues suffer from long-winded and unrealistic dialogue.

Now, there are some good points here. I liked the way the Warren/Betsy relationship ended. It was quite realistic and well handled. Kitty’s story is actually nicely written, as is Beast’s reaction to curing the Legacy Virus. After all these years, it’s great to see that.

Artwise, there’s not really anything good here except for the work of Salvador Larroca. Yu’s art is particularly bad, while everything else is either mundane or barely spectacular.

Marvel did the right thing bringing Lobdell back to wrap up his danglers. The Legacy Virus was his doing, so it just makes sense to have him come back and handle it.

Claremont just didn’t seem to have it under control on this tenure on “X-Men.” Plus, we see the beginnings of setting up his own storyline that takes his best characters out of the X-Men – a storyline that is far better than anything he produced on this run of “X-Men.”

Honestly? The best part of “Dream’s End” is the very end. Magneto comes back, wipes out the Neo, and demands that Domina follow him. The rest, while highlighted with some nice moments, is too depressing an affair to enjoy.

~W~

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

UXP # 96: "Changing of the X-Guard # 1: X-Men Forever"

A few months ago, I mentioned how every time there’s a big (uber-big) shift in the creative end of the X-Men’s world, we see things get wrapped up. Not just little things, but big subplots. It happens once back in 1990-1991, with the “Cleaning Out the X-House,” with signaled the end of the Claremont era and the coming of all those after him: Nicieza, Lobdell, Waid, Kelly, Seagle, Davis, Claremont (again), and Lobdell (again). It was in that “Cleaning Out the X-House” we saw most of Claremont/Simonson’s plots and subplots come together and allow for a new era of the X-Men to begin. Well, that era came and went. Now, we prep for a new era by having all the old 90s subplots wrapped up. Therefore, behold the “Changing of the X-Guard!”

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X-Men Forever # 1-6

A lot happens here and it’s very confusing. Thus, I will just summarize it briefly.

The gist of this story is that Prosh returns from his journeys out in space. Upon his return, he grabs Juggernaut, Toad, Mystique, Iceman, and Phoenix and sends them through time to unlock a mystery. Their journey and destination are all based on the characters themselves.

Phoenix hits key points involving her time with the Phoenix, because it was the first time a Mutant had come into contact with an upper force in the universe. Iceman was sent because he hadn’t achieved the full potential of Mutant powers. Juggernaut was sent because he was jealous of Mutants and their powers, but when he had gained powers his own, he squandered them. Mystique went back saw glimpses of a behind-the-scenes conspiracy and saw the rest that humans and Mutants offered to each other. Toad was sent because he too had yet been able to achieve his ultimate Mutant potential, as well as being in contact with both the conspiracy Mystique had seen and the true power behind the throne.

It turns out that someday Mutants will replace the upper powers of the universe (Chaos, Order, Living Tribunal, etc. – all those really powerful guys that got their asses handed to them by Thanos during the “Infinity Gauntlet”).

This team explored the power and potential of Mutantkind . . . and then, after returning, learned that they were sent on that mission by Prosh in the hopes of stopping themselves from getting to that level. Why? Because the Stranger had taken control of Prosh in the hopes of using Mutantkind to achieve the upper power levels.

Eventually, they are able to defeat the Stranger by freeing Prosh. Prosh then captured the Stranger and they go out of time/space together in exile. This leave Mutantkind with the choice of determining what direction they need to take.

There’s a lot to love here, but a lot to dislike too. So let’s talk about the love, huh?

This really wraps up some plot threads from the 90s, including who really killed Graydon Creed (Mystique did, using timed delayed weapons); how Astra left Magneto; Jean’s relationship with the Phoenix (to an extent); the connection between Marko and Ryking; and how Legion learned what he had to to head back in time. This is all revealed, on top of some very great character development, especially on the parts of Juggernaut, Toad, and Iceman, who find that they just haven’t lived up to their full potential.

The art by Kevin Maguire is fantastic. I love it. He captured the action, the emotion, and the broad ideas of this story so very well.

Unfortunately, there’s a lot left unsaid. The conspiracy is really cool . . . but we barely even see it. And that’s all we get of it. We’re left back at square one with that plot point. The story is a bit overly-complicated. We’re left with an impression that these guys should be able to figure it all out . . . but they don’t. Leaving us readers scratching our heads until it’s spelled out – using big words. This is my third reading of this mini-series and I’m just now understanding what Nicieza.

In that way, it’s probably the best and worst aspects of Nicieza’s writing. We get a great story with good character development and big ideas . . . that proves to be too complicated and leaves too much dangling. The good thing is that this is one of the best of his X-Men stories.

There’s a real big feel of the mini-series and I love that we see it stretched from end-to-end of the X-Men’s history. It’s too bad it pretty much gets ignored, though.

~W~

Uncanny X-Periment # 95: "War and Peace"

Black Panther # 26-29, Magneto: Dark Seduction # 1-4

Storm has been summoned to Wakanda by the Black Panther’s State Department liaison Everett K. Ross. Her main reason for being there is to shake T’Challa out of whatever funk he has gotten himself into – crashing the Wakandian stock market, etc. As she pays a visit in the aftermath of “Maximum Security,” she and T’Challa come across a bizarre-looking female that everyone assumes is an alien leftover from the occupation. However, when they discover that the female has a very human (though telepathic) toddler, it’s determined that the child is actually from the underwater civilization Deviant Lemuria.

(I’m not going to go into detail about Lemuria, save that they are located on the southern end of the same underwater continent that Atlantis is on and that every Lemurian born looks different. The toddler, since she looks human, would face execution upon returning to Lemuria)

Knowing that the child would be killed if Lemuria took it, T’Challa defies Lemuria’s leader, Lord Ghaur. Ghaur threatens war. Meanwhile, T’Challa’s rival and foster brother the White Wolf brings back the villain known as Klaw. A US aircraft carrier, moving into the area, is then destroyed by Klaw. White Wolf manages to make it look like Wakanda attacked it.

Storm takes her leave of Black Panther, but not before warning him that he is heading down a bad path. The two kiss and he finds comfort with her. She then departs.

Black Panther then has a secret meeting with various other world powers – including Magneto, Namor, Dr. Doom, Lord Kro (from Lemuria), and Ross. Black Panther suspects that Ghaur’s interest and willingness to go to war over the child is a mask for something different. He sends Ross to Ghaur and Ross deduces that the child is really Ghaur and Ghaur is afraid losing face if the child were to live and/or be tested. Shortly after, though, Klaw shows up, knocks Ghaur out and mimics his voice to launch an attack on Wakanda.

Over the sunken city Lemuria, war breaks out between Wakanda, Atlantis and Lemuria. Namor and T’Challa try to figure out a resolution as Lemurian forces approach Wakanda. An air raid follows. Ross saves Ghaur, forcing him into a workable situation. Eventually, Namor takes the child and its mother to Atlantis. To the public, it’s said that the child and mother were killed during the attack on Wakanda. Doom then provides evidence that Wakanda did not attack the aircraft carrier. Oh, and Black Panther battles it out with Klaw and defeats him.

So, then, on Genosha, Magneto’s got trouble. There’s a war still going on between his forces and those of the town of Corrion Cove. As Scarlet Witch arrives as an UN observer, people switch sides, Quicksilver arrives Corrion Cove and discovers that some decades-old technology laid there that was used in the Mutate Bonding Process (probably from the Sugar Man, but it’s not outright said).

The situation is getting out of control as Magneto’s forces close in on Corrion Cove and the Avengers show up. Magneto and Polaris take on the Avengers (Polaris having been helping Magneto out of a jam with his powers) and eventually, Magneto uses Polaris’ powers to bring down and entire mountainside of homes. He then heads off to the hidden lab, knocks out Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch (ending any chance of reconciliation) and after a brief battle with Polaris, uses the machines to gets his powers back up and running. The battle at Corrion Cove ends; he kills Fabian Cortez (YAY!); and kicks the Avengers off the island along with Quicksilver and Polaris. Oh, and the entire time, he’s having a conversation with someone via telepathy. Who? I don’t know.

Okay, so “Black Panther” is the superior story, although it’s not best to compare these two. There’s a quote from “Entertainment Weekly” that describes “Black Panther” as a “swashbuckling political thriller.” That sounds about right. The story is grand. It’s complex, but not overly so. Priest does a fantastic job of bringing some serious realism to the politics of the Marvel Universe. We get a great appearance by Storm, who is written very nicely by Priest. The story as a whole is just superb and it’s a real shame that this book was cancelled (though I do have the rest of run).

“Magneto: Dark Seduction” isn’t as good, but it’s enjoyable all the same. Nicieza returns for this story and it’s one of his better X-Men works. It’s a nice layered adventure, giving depth to Magneto and his peeps. It furthers the Quicksilver/Magneto/Scarlet Witch relationship. There are certain scenes where there’s a subtle feel that Magneto wants his kids to love him. Sorry pops. Roger Cruz’s line-work isn’t too bad, but the awful inking and coloring job just ruin it.

~W~

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 94: "Maximum Security"

Maximum Security: Dangerous Planet one-shot, Maximum Security # 1, Iron Man # 35, Thor # 30, Uncanny X-Men # 387, Black Panther # 25, Captain America # 36, Bishop # 15, Maximum # 2, Gambit # 23, X-Men # 107, X-Men Unlimited # 29, Avengers # 35, Maximum Security # 3

(Note: Despite my knowing there are other tie-ins, not all of them tie into the central story – or really at all. Hence, I’m just using the main books from the crossover.)

The story starts during a meeting with the Intergalactic Council. Concerns have been raised about humans in light of Professor X leading Cadre K to breeding facilities to save K-Class Mutant Skrulls. While this is happening, though, Ego the Living Planet returns and causes all sorts of trouble. The Silver Surfer and Cadre K eventually take Ego down, much to the humiliation of the Council. It is then decided that humanity must be dealt with. Newcomers the Ruul have an idea: transport all alien convicts there and quarantine the solar system.

As USAgent and other heroes encounter more and more aliens, he takes command of the Avengers. The Avengers confront Ronan, who is aboard a ship in orbit of the Earth. Ronan punts the super-heroes back to the ground and they soon discover that Ego is slowly manifesting itself on Earth. Iron Man and the Fantastic Four investigate and being to understand that a host will be needed to contain Ego. The Silver Surfer volunteers.

In the meantime, Earth is amok with aliens. Cap stops one from accidentally blowing up the Statue of Liberty in an effort to leave. Beta-Ray Bill comes back. The last surviving D’Bari seeks revenge on Jean. The Black Panther and his liaison Everett K. Ross stumble upon a temple which serves as portal to another planet, but is destroyed by aliens on the other side to stop the convicts from fleeing.

In space, Lilandria tells Professor X that he needs to get to Deathbird, as she has the key to freeing Earth. As Professor X and Cadre K search for her, they encounter the returned Bishop. During a heated confrontation, Bishop gains a keycard from her. She then goes flying out into space. Bishop then volunteers to be shipped back to Earth ala a space convict. In the meantime, the Cadre K telepath Z’Cann lands on Earth and makes contact with the X-Men. She bonds with Rogue and Rogue finds out the plan.

Ego continues to grow out of control, absorbing people and landmass. While the Commission of Superhuman Activities recruits aliens to help resist, USAgent discovers that the Ruul are really the Kree and are taking orders from the Supreme Intelligence.

Gambit then retrieves some information on how to stop Ego. As he does, the X-Men head to Ellis Island and retrieve Bishop, then meet with Goliath (Hank Pym) and Warbird (Carol Danvers). They once more break into Ronan’s ship and gain access to various controls and get some information. Then, they head back to Earth.

In space, an Avengers team that had been out in the cosmos before the shit hit the fan goes to meet with the Intergalactic Council. They are shortly captured by the Ruul, who are really an evolved form of Kree, thanks to the Nega-Bomb and the Forever Crystal. They also learn that the Supreme Intelligence is planning on taking control of the Ego/Earth using towers set up and absorbed on Earth in conjunction with the satellites keeping Earth quarantined.

Using codes retrieved using Deathbird keycard on board Ronan’s ship, the X-Men and the Avengers led a team of heroes and aliens onto one of the satellites and release the system from the quarantine. They also teleport Cadre K and Professor X there as well.

On the surface, using information provided by Gambit, the team there get Silver Surfer to absorb some of Ego. Unfortunately, it’s not enough. Ronan then arrives, using some of Ego’s power. A battle royale follows, but when Quasar absorbs the rest of Ego and is forced into exile, the good guys win . . . even though the Kree Empire is back up and running again.

In terms of other Marvel events and/or line-wide crossovers, “Maximum Security” is probably comparable to “Secret Wars.” It lacks the grim feel of “Infinity Gauntlet” and “Onslaught.” It also pulls away from the deepness that exists in “House of M” and “Civil War.” When I started to read “Maximum Security,” I knew I was getting into story that was big, old school action/adventure epic.

Kurt Busiek is the writer of the main book and “Avengers.” Other writers contributing the central story would be Dan Jurgens, Joe Quesada, Joe Harris, Fabian Nicieza, Joe Pruett, and Chris Claremont. A note on Claremont, because I’ve been so mean to him lately – these are the issues where we see signs of improvement. Again, not with the “X-Men” team, but with the “Uncanny” team. Centering on Jean was a great idea and he really does a fine job with it.

As far as Kurt Busiek goes, I can’t applaud him enough. This was the writer that got me into “Avengers” in the first place. He sweeps across various worlds, focuses on scores of characters . . . it’s a wonder how he’s able to keep all this going on while keep the story grounded with the characters.

Speaking of characters, hats off for making the main characters of the story those that we just don’t expect. USAgent, Professor X, Lilandria, Quasar, Tigra, Bishop, Photon, Moondragon, Jack O’Hearts, Cersie all serve as the main characters. Sure, Thor, Iron Man, Black Panther, and the Fantastic Four are all there in the spotlight, but the characters I listed above are the stars of the show.

The art varies from issue to issue, but in terms of “Maximum Security” itself, I find it a little lacking. Jerry Ordway is a great artist, of course, but at times, the art comes off as weak. This might be attributed to the inkers, though.

One of my wishes was that this story would be a little longer, spending more time with the aftermath. But for what we got it, it was good. Overall, a great, fun story. The effects are lasting, as it kinda undid what was done with “Operation: Galactic Storm.”

~W~

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 93: "Slavers"

Uncanny X-Men # 383, X-Men # 103, Uncanny X-Men # 384, X-Men # 104, Uncanny X-Men # 385, X-Men # 105, Uncanny X-Men # 386, X-Men # 106

I’ve read a lot of comics in my life. Not counting the comics my Dad used to be me when I was just a wee one, I’ve been reading hard-core for just over 15 years now. Mostly X-Men, mind you, but I’ve expanded my interests to include various other Marvel and DC offerings, as well as Image and independent comics.

That being said . . . I can honestly say that this is perhaps some of the worst comics I’ve ever read.

Now let me say a few things before hand. First of all, Chris Claremont is the writer of these here books. I daresay that Claremont is among – if not the – best X-Men writer. Think of all the most renowned X-Men stories and he wrote most of them. Let me further say and that the artists involved – Adam Kubert, Tom Raney, Michael Ryan, and Leinel Yu – all fine artists. I’ve seen some great work from them.

With all that also said . . . this is just bad.

I’ll give you the gist of what happens in these stories because even I have trouble figuring it all out.

Basically, Gambit gets the X-Men involved in a conflict with a Neo name Ransome, who is looking to sell the X-Men to either other Neo or this alternate reality guy named Vooge. The X-Men win the day, but back in Westchester, the rest of the team (having just decided Rogue is their new leader) gets into with some guys called the Goth. The Goth take Thunderbird, Colossus, Psylocke, Archangel and all of Salem Center captive to be sold as slaves to Vooge.

Meanwhile, Vooge is rescued by the Crimson Pirates and they take Cable and Gambit. As the rest of the team comes together and try and track down Vooge, Gambit manages a deal with Vooge. He arranges to capture the X-Men. Cliched X-Men vs. X-Men fight follows. In the end, they defeat the Vooge and Rogue now trusts Gambit again.

Shortly thereafter, Archangel gets attacked by some women called the Twisted Sisters (yeah, not the band). Psylocke and the X-Men save Archangel. Then, some of the X-Men help save Lee Forrester from a hurricane. Then, the X-Men fight the Neo again and finally get around the rescuing Cecelia Reyes and Charlotte Jones.

What is so bad about this?

Well first of all, the entire Goth/Slaver/Crimson Pirate story is full of cliches and quasi-bondage allusions. The story meanders from plot point to plot point, depending mainly on this character doing this and this character doing that. Save for some nice time with Storm and a step forward with Gambit/Rogue, there’s zero character development. Plus, Vooge? Really? Why have this guy? I mean, if we’re going to have an fat interdeminsional slave driver, why not go to one we know and trust – Mojo? I’m not the biggest Mojoverse/X-Men fan, but at least we can depend on Mojo for some cheap laughs.

Then, after dealing with this stupid-ass story, they hang around New Orleans and NYC until the X-Men finally realize “Oh yeah! We gotta go rescue that single mother and the former semi-X-Man that got trapped in that building with all those killers and hunters because they kinda got in our way!” Which isn’t just that strong of a story anyway.

There some small good nuggets here, but even these bother me. There’s a subplot about Senator Kelly running for President. Just like with Creed, there’s no mention of any other sort of politics as Kelly has apparently gone back from “Mutants should be monitored, but not controlled” to “Mutants are evil!”

What I did notice were some interesting lines here in there. For some reason, knowing what is coming in the up-coming Morrison run, when Jean says “This is not my day to die” in Phoenix-font while manifesting said Phoenix raptor, I can’t help get a sense foreshadowing. There’s also a few lines of dialogue about super-heroes that has an interesting spin in light of “Civil War.”

However . . .

Thus far (even though there’s worse to come), this is the worst the X-Men has ever been.

~W~

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 92: "Shockwave"

Generation X # 67-70, X-Man # 67-70, X-Force # 106-109, Cable # 85-86

We finally get to some issues that are better than others. You can kinda consider this “Revolution” version of the entry entitled “The Kids” [link] “Revolution” brought some serious changes to “X-Man,” “X-Force,” and “Generation X.” “Shockwave” takes a look back 6 months to see what kicked off these changes.

At the Massachusetts Academy, life continues on for the Generation X gang. Everett and Monet are all caught up in a teenage love life, even though Jubilee is so totally crushing on Ev. This all goes to hell, though, as tensions among the students continue to get worse. It turns out that Emma’s sister Adrienne is looking to kill the students. She does this by increasing the tensions amongst the students and their parents. Eventually, things get so bad that all of the parents show up to pick up their kids . . . and bombs are placed in the school. Ev – after saving some bullies – attempts to disarm the bomb while synching M’s powers. By the synch isn’t strong enough and he dies. Sean and Emma then turn the school back into the original training program that it was supposed to be – after Emma shoots Adrienne, of course.

Meanwhile, Nate Grey discovers that Maddie has been replaced by a Maddie from Earth-998. She takes Nate to her world to make him destroy Asia. He refuses and runs into his counter-part, who has become a shaman. He instills knowledge as to how to heal people into Nate’s mind and deactivates the part of Nate that was supposed to blow him up. After doing away from Maddie (who is really Jean Grey from this Earth) and her agent Mr. Scratch, Nate comes back home and becomes a shaman to Mutantkind.

Pete Wisdom, who wanted to run the team so they would handle the spy and black ops stuff, took in X-Force. He also helped them expand the use of his powers. Presently, Pete’s “dead,” and Domino is being hunted by a Mutant with the gene for murder. X-Force takes him down.

Over in Cable (which takes place modern day, although after all the stuff that’s coming into the next entry), Cable heads off to the far, far future after getting some distress calls from Rachel. Turns out that now that Apocalypse is dead, Rachel didn’t end up his future. A guy named Gaunt captured her, but Cable defeated him and has brought her back. Now Rachel is seeking her own life.

Each book tends to have it’s own and varies in quality. I find myself enjoying “X-Man” and “Generation X” the best as we really see some nice creativity injected into them. “X-Force” feels like a cooler version of what we were getting. “Cable” was pretty bad, though I’m glad Rachel is back. All of these stories were co-written by Warren Ellis, so it works out, I guess.

~W~

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 91: "Revolution"

X-Men # 100-102, Uncanny X-Men # 381-382

Six months later and the X-Men are in a different state than we last saw them. The team (as we start out here) only consists of Shadowcat, Wolverine, Colossus, Psylocke, Rogue, Archangel (reserve member, basically), and newcomer pyrokenetic Neal Shaara, Thunderbird. In addition to this, changes have occurred. Something happened in Genosha. Psylocke and Jean did some stuff and now Psylocke has lost her telepathy, but has telekinesis while Jean has lost her own telekinesis (by the way, how did Jean even get telepathy back after the Psi-War?). Gambit has taken control of the Thieves Guild, which has pushed Rogue even further from him.

So, the X-Men are attacked by the Neo. The Neo claim to be a higher group of Mutants, basically the step above regular good ol’ fashioned Muties. Led by a woman named Domina after her daughter and their entire civilization was ravaged by the High Evolutionary’s weapon, the Neo hunt down the X-Men for revenge. The hit the now student-priest Nightcrawler, who takes refuge with Cecelia Reyes. Reyes takes him further into Brooklyn, where they conveniently run into Charlotte Jones, who is fighting a drug pusher named Delgado; his drug is called Rave and makes powers even stronger. Even more conveniently, they run into Archangel. Eventually, they all end up facing the Neo at Nightcrawler’s church.

Meanwhile, the X-Men proper are on board the High Evolutionary’s station, fixing it up. Kitty’s boyfriend Seth turns out to be a Neo agent and blows the place up. The X-Men manage to escape, leaving Kitty on board. She eventually uses a Neo armor thingy and makes her own way down to Earth.

Once on Earth, the X-Men track down the Neo to the church and the battle becomes joined. Wolverine eventually leaps in. The Neo then proceed to seal up the church and the X-Men depart, leaving behind Cecelia and Charlotte Jones.

At the same time, over in Venice, Phoenix and Cable are asked to join Gambit, Storm, and Beast in at the cajun’s request. Once there, they are attacked by Neo agents called the Shockwave Riders. While they are able to defeat the Shockwave Riders, they encounter some “Lost Souls” when Jean almost dies. The Neo then retreat and Gambit proposes a very important heist to his little group of X-Men.

Okay.

OKAY.

Deep breath.

DEEP BREATH.

In, out, in out, in out, in, out . . .

. . .

THIS IS AWFUL!

I’m sorry! I love Chris Claremont! But come on! COME ON! Where do I start? The costumes look horrible. The story is terrible with convenient plot points everywhere and crappy characterization! The X-Men leave their own behind?! TWICE?!?!? That’s not right! Not right at all!

Absolutely terrible. Every female has PMS, every male is a cliché. Yu’s art is awful.

Okay. Okay.

Let’s see . . . positives . . .

Well, really, Gambit’s team is a little better. The characters are a little more in their roles, with the exception of a suddenly very overly-militarized Cable. The banter between them is a little more natural as opposed to the forced stuff between Rogue’s team. I’ll even credit that the Neo are a fairly neat idea.

But everything was terrible in execution.

And the bad thing? I know it gets absolutely worse.

~W~

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 90: "Mutants No More"

Uncanny X-Men # 379, Cable # 78, Wolverine # 149, X-Force # 101, X-Men # 99, Uncanny X-Men # 380

The X-Men are still reeling from the events of the Twelve. Professor X, distraut, takes the Mutants Skrulls (who will henceforth be known as Cadre K, as they are later called due to their being K-Class Skrulls) back into space in the hopes of finding a safe haven for them. Cable meets back up with his gang in Hell’s Kitchen and not only breaks up with his waitress girlfriend Stacey Kramer, but also mind-wipes any interaction he had with her. Meanwhile, the rest of the team attempts to unwind.

Unfortunately, the High Evolutionary has other plans. Deeming too dangerous to have powers, he and former professor, Dr. Essex, uses sophisticated orbital satellites that suppress the manifestation of the Mutant gene, rendering all Mutants into humans. Genosha goes to hell in a handbag, Mystique gets locked while sneaking into the NSA, the Brotherhood disbands, and the X-Men kinda just crumble.

As Cable goes into a Techno-Organic cocoon, Meltdown of X-Force helps a preteen deal with the loss of his powers. Wolverine, dying of Adamantium poisoning, gets help from the New Warriors when he tackles some robots for some reason or another.

Eventually, Iceman and Beast (who were stranded on Genosha) discover that the Mutates are mutating as a result of the suppression. With the de-powered Magneto’s help, they get back the States and pull the X-Men together. They launch an attack on High Evolutionary’s space station just as Essex reveals that he’s really Mr. Sinister and takes High Evolutionary out. The X-Men duke it out with the Ani-Men and eventually (almost killing him), Wolverine takes out the controls. Mr. Sinister runs off and the High Evolutionary restores everyone’s powers. Genosha returns to Magneto’s control, Cable is healed, yadayadayada.

This is Alan Davis’ final X-Men story, and it’s too bad, because it’s pretty bad. When I first read this years ago, I found it to be rather entertaining and I liked it. But now, in the context of all these other stories, I find “Mutants No More” to be a disappointment on so many levels.

First of all, the continuity is dodgy. Mr. Sinister taught college and the High Evolutionary was a student? Shadowcat is 16 (IMPOSSIBLE!)? Wolverine, despite everyone else losing their physical Mutations, still has his claws? Not to mention the Mutant population numbers are way off of what we know/learn. This story was poorly researched – and there wasn’t even a whole lot that needed to be done.

Second, if Sinister was behind this the whole time, why didn’t he just talk the High Evolutionary into using these weapons earlier? Sinister is an enemy of Apocalypse. If he were to, say, use these satellites to suppress Mutant genes and powers right before the 12, then the Celestial device wouldn’t have been able to absorb any of the Mutant energies. Plus, Apocalypse would be pretty much ripe for the picking at that point.

Finally, the characterization is way off. Wolverine’s role with the New Warriors is just silly (even though I found it ironic and I’ll touch on that further down the line). Professor X leaves the X-Men – again. There was the first time for his secret mission against Lucifer, then again when he faked his death, then to “mourn” the X-Men with Lilandria, then to head off with the Shi’ar after the trial of Magneto, and (most recently), as redemption for Onslaught. This guy must just hate the X-Men, I guess. Besides this, though?

Well, there’s the mentor/protégé camp the Storm takes Marrow too, where Marrow eventually gets a BF. Totally! Plus, the X-Men in general end up waiting around a week before getting their asses in gear to take the fight to the High Evolutionary.

I’ll grant that both Nightcrawler and Rogue get some good character developments, but that’s it. The subplot on Genosha is worth taking a look at it. The concept itself is neat, though better explored in the recent “Decimation” event. But I’ll grant that the High Evolutionary’s plan was kinda cool too.

In the end, this is a disappointing end to Davis’ short X-Men run. He injected some new energy into the stories with the X-Men taking on non-X-Men villains, such as Red Skull, Skrulls, Galactus, the Trion, and the High Evolutionary – as well as the upper echelon of the X-Men’s enemies, being Magneto, Apocalypse, Juggernaut, and Mr. Sinister. The run had its ups and downs, but at least I can genuinely say this was a very unique run of the X-Men.

~W~

Monday, February 26, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 89: "Apocalypse - The Twelve"

Avengers # 9, Cable # 64-69, Annual ’99, Uncanny X-Men # 372, X-Men # 92, Astonishing X-Men # 1-3, Gambit # 8-9, Uncanny X-Men # 373-374, X-Men # 93-94, Bishop # 1, Uncanny X-Men # 375, X-Men # 95, Wolverine # 145, Cable # 73-74, X-Man # 60, Uncanny X-Men # 376, Cable # 75, X-Men # 96, Wolverine # 146-147, Uncanny X-Men # 377, Cable # 76, X-Men # 97, Uncanny X-Men # 378, X-Men # 98

(Note: much like “Fatal Attractions” and “Onslaught,” I’ve included non-crossover billed stories. I’ve included these because, in unison, all of these stories form into one larger story, which seems to work better in the overall plot of this crossover)

We open with Avengers. On board a cruise ship, the Avengers close in on Moses Magnum, who has stolen a piece of technology to help get rid of his uncontrollable Earthquake-producing powers. The Avengers corner him on land, where he rants about Apocalypse coming and how his powers have been used by Apocalypse in the past. He is then sucked into the ground.

In NYC, Cable gives Irene Merryweather the rundown of his life. This is coupled with Cable’s growing relationship with waitress Irene Merryweather, with who he is starting to feel as though he should reveal all his secrets to. During a mission to stop the vile Acidroid, Cable gets a vision from Rachel, who tells him of the 12. In the meantime, Ozymadias takes Blaquesmith away to warn him that a great test is coming.

New York is then attacked by the Harbinger, who takes on both Cable and the Avengers. A battle follows, with the Harbinger eventually being tossed into another dimension. Upon his return, Apocalypse reprograms him and damns Cable with a choice: let the Harbinger destroy New York and spare the world Apocalypse’s conquest OR spare New York and face the power of Apocalypse. The choice is obvious. He grabs hold of Harbinger, being blasted over the ocean by Iron Man’s boots. Harbinger explodes, but Cable is rescued by a group of outside of time/space police officers, who warn of a great upset coming. They also have Sanctity captured, with whom they plan on destroying. Some insanity follows and Cable returns to his home. Not long afterwards, Cable is tested by Mr. Sinister, who offers his help and even goes so far as to restore Cable’s telepathy. Cable rejects his help and threatens to go after Sinister after he’s done with Apocalypse.

Meanwhile, at the mansion, Xavier puts the X-Men through a rigorous training exercise and acts rather cold and distant towards the team. Storm confronts him, but soon afterwards, the X-Men decide to take some time off. Cyclops and Phoenix arrive to assess the situation, but are unable to help things. The X-Men go their separate ways, with Storm remaining with Professor X.

Cyclops, Wolverine, and Phoenix receive a distress message from Nina, who had encountered her “family,” the super-powerful beings called the Mannites. Claiming someone named Death was after her and the other Mannites, the trio calls upon Cable, X-Man, and Archangel for help. The six of them go back to the Hulkbuster Base and discover that it and Bastian have been vastly decimated. They encounter a being called Death and the battle takes them across the state when one of the Mannites undergoes something called the “Changing” (Mannite puberty). Eventually, a battle is fought between the X-Men and Death, in which Wolverine is killed by Death himself. It’s then revealed that the Mannites were a threat to Apocalypse, but they take down Death, who teleports away. The Mannites then go off into . . . uh . . . limbo. And yeah, Wolverine is dead.

At the same time, Gambit goes in search of Mr. Sinister to figure out what is wrong Xavier, thinking that he may have been replaced. This search takes him to Sabretooth, who has been recently gravely injured. Sabretooth leads Gambit to Sinister, who takes Sabretooth in and gives Gambit what he needs – a chemical and some telepathic device.

Also at the same time, Marrow and Colossus stumble upon Mikhail (yay!) who, in his little realm, tries to restore Illyana. Colossus refuses and exposes an entity that has been using Mikhail to do evil. The entity is defeated and Marrow and Colossus take Mikhail back to the mansion.

And taking at the same time as well, Shadowcat, Rogue, and Nightcrawler go to NYC. While Nightcrawler hangs out with a paranoid Polaris, Rogue and Shadowcat encounter Mystique. Sunfire is hunting Mystique for being a suspected assassin. Rogue eventually shows Sunfire that a shadowy agency is using shape-shifters to do their assassin work and framing Mystique. The shadowy agency goes further underground.

And again, at the same time, Bishop suddenly returns to Earth after being knocked out by Deathbird, who found the Living Monolith floating in space. Bishop returns to the mansion, but is quickly whisked off to another reality.

All this time, there are shadowy things happening. Deathbird delivers the body of the Living Monolith to its cult, and she is in turn knocked out by Apocalypse. Shadowcat also discovers a diary written by Destiny, which warns of some bad shit going down.

The X-Men regroup at the mansion with Wolverine’s body, this time joined by Beast and Moira. After being put through a ringer of a civil war mental battle, Professor X reveals that since they were knocked out in space after their Skrull time jump adventure, he suspected a traitor in the ranks. He uses the chemical that Sinister gave Gambit on the dead Wolverine and Wolverine’s body transforms into . . . a Skrulls! GASP!

The X-Men then lay a trap for the Skrull, who are after Polaris. They track the Cyclops-disguised-as-Polaris (Image Inducer) and they fight. Death shows up, takes Havok’s helmet (also stolen from Polaris’ apartment) and the X-Men battle with him. After a huge punch, Death’s face is revealed: he’s Wolverine! GASP (part two)!

Wolverine is then dispatched to deal with the Hulk, who had a while ago rejected Apocalypse’s place as War. During this battle, we see that the Skrull had captured Wolverine and replaced him at the behest of Apocalypse. Apocalypse then tested Wolverine, pitting him against Sabretooth for a place as a Horseman – Death (duh). Wolverine, not wanting to see what kinda hell Sabretooth would unleash with Apocalypse’s power, finished Sabretooth off. Sabretooth then had his Adamantium leeched off and Wolverine got it back and was brainwashed into becoming Death. In the present, Wolverine proves just not fit for Hulk, but Apocalypse says it’s okay.

Meanwhile, Cable goes off to see X-Force. With all the recent events, he wants to see them off in case he dies in the up-coming battle with Apocalypse. Unfortunately, they are ambushed by Caliban, who become Pestilence. Along with Deathbird, as War, the two Horsemen manage to trick Cable into getting captured.

Pestilence then attacks X-Man, who is then taken to Apocalypse.

Back at the mansion, the X-Men decrypt a message from Destiny’s diary. It reveals who the twelve: Cyclops, Phoenix, Cable, Magneto, Polaris, Professor X, Bishop (who Apocalypse pulled back to 616), Mikhail, Sunfire, Iceman, Storm, and the Living Monolith. As this is being revealed, the X-Men discover a Skrull with powers among them. His name is Fizz and he tells the X-Men that any “Mutant” Skrulls are either killed or recruited into the service of Skrull Empire.

Back at Apocalypse’s lair, Cable breaks free, battles Wolverine/Death, then battles Apocalypse himself. The battle turns to Cable’s favor . . . but then Wolverine threatens to kill Caliban unless he surrenders. Cable does so.

The X-Men try to assemble the Twelve, but many of them are intercepted by War and Famine (Ahab!?!?). Death then enters the mansion to take Mikhail, but is taken down by Fizz and the X-Men. Death manages to get Mikhail away, but Death is chased into the Morlock tunnels. Following him are Archangel, Shadowcat, Jubilee, and Nightcrawler – with Psylocke and Moria monitoring from afar. Using telepathy and emotional confrontation, they are able to cut through the layers of brainwashing. However, the power that Apocalypse placed in Archangel surfaces. Wolverine and Psylocke follow him around as Archangel uses this power to restore hope and to heal. He then releases the power to save the old War from being paralyzed the rest of his life.

The other X-Men plus Magneto arrive at Apocalypse’s fortress in Egypt. There, they encounter Skrulls and Cultists. The Skrulls dupe the rest of the Twelve into being teleported down into the fortress being posing as allies and enemies. There, it’s revealed that Apocalypse is going to use the Twelve plus some Celestial technology to channel vast amounts of power into him. To contain these energies, he’s going to merge his body with X-Man’s (remember when Blaquesmith said Nate Grey wasn’t supposed to exist? This is why, though I think it was unintentional)(and hey, this is just like what he wanted to do with Stryfe in “Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix”).

Soon, the machine activates, but not until after Cable and Cyclops have a telepathic encounter with Maddie, who assures Cable that she is always there for him or something.

Magneto, his power not what it used to be, screws the machine up. The Monolith breaks free. Cable, Professor X, Cyclops, Phoenix, and Mikhail head off to deal with Apocalypse and X-Man while the rest fight the Monolith, whose gone nutty.

The battle reaches fever pitch when Fizz leads the Mutant Skrulls against their overseers and the Cultists. They join in the battle, but Bishop absorbs too much power and overloads the Monolith, defeating him, then blasts back to the timeline he hanging out in. Likewise, Mikhail teleports himself, Caliban, Deathbird, and Ahab (again – ?!?!) to another dimension, allowing his four companions to rescue Nate Grey. Jean and Professor X have their telepathic assault backfire – same with Cyclops and his optic blast. Cable is slammed down by a force field. Jean attacks again, this time ripping Apocalypse’s armor off, revealing a crusty, ugly old man beneath. Jean is then blasted away and Apocalypse, oozing with power, begins to merge with Nate Grey. Cyclops, having no other choice and having his powers nonfunctional, leaps in, pushing Nate away, and merges with Apocalypse just as the other X-Men are entering.

Reality itself goes nutty. The X-Men then relive their first battle, but it’s revealed to be a ruse created by Apocalypse. Then, 100 years later, the X-Men gather again to save the life of a dying Professor X. They do so, but it’s revealed again to be a ruse created by Apocalypse. The X-Men break free. Apocalypse, his body merged with Cyclops (and Scott, for all intents and purposes dead, though Jean doubts it) takes the Monolith and they teleport away.

The X-Men move on. Professor X struggles with what to do with the Mutant Skrulls. Polaris, having learned more about her powers from Magneto, heads to Genosha with him. Jean, angry at Professor X, leaves the X-Men for good, a ghost now hanging between them

THE END!

At it’s very core, “Apocalypse: The Twelve” is a story that wants to be more. It’s quite obvious that the writers intentionally (or even unintentionally, which I suspect) tried to infuse the idea of failure into the story. In many ways, failure is what the story is about. Cable’s failure to stop Apocalypse, Apocalypse’s failure to channel the power of the 12, and, in the end, the failure of stopping Cyclops from ending his own life to stop Apocalypse . . . and even him failing in that regard. In these ways, the story succeeds. Unfortunately, the weight and tragic feel of the story is almost nonexistent. It’s obvious that everyone involved in the project wanted “Apocalypse: The Twelve” to have the same sort of impact and feel of, say, “The Dark Phoenix Saga” and “Endgame.” In that way, the story fails itself.

The story in it of itself is not terrible. Rather, it’s fairly decent. Conspiracies, tests, failures, losses, deceptions . . . all of these concepts are placed into the context of this story rather well. Characters develop, relationships grow, and even the ideas aren’t too bad. Unfortunately, what is so very necessary is missing – and that is the historical aspect of the story.

In so many ways, “Apocalypse: The Twelve” should have been the culmination of everything Cable and Apocalypse related thus far. The very idea of the Twelve is thrown out the window as soon as their names are listed off. They were supposed to be great leaders of Mutantkind, those that would lead the way out of darkness and gather against Apocalypse. What happened? They ended up tossed into spheres on a big ol’ tilt-a-whirl.

Cable himself gets the short end of the stick. After he surrenders to Apocalypse because his friend-turned-enemy is threatened, he just kicks himself, saying “I’ve failed, I’m a loser, etc.” That’s not the Cable I know. The Cable I know would have done something to Wolverine – like telekinetically held his claws back, then taken control of Caliban’s body and sent the Morlock away. AND THEN, resumed the battle with Apocalypse. It bothers me that Cable, after basically training himself since birth to fight and defeat Apocalypse, gave up so damn easily. This was his moment of glory! This was his chance! And what happened? He gave up like a pansy!

What it lacks in history, it also lacks in scope. Don’t get me wrong, it certainly touched enough X-Books – if one counts “The Shattering” along with “The Twelve” proper. But the crossover itself just wasn’t big enough. This was supposed to be a major point in the X-Men mythos, one that should have been the scale of “Onslaught.” But there was none of that. X-Force, while involved, just didn’t take the role that we wanted to see. Where were they to back Cable up? Where was Generation X, other than Jubilee? Mr. Sinister, who was so critical in the overall Cable/Apocalypse story, was practically nowhere to be found (and oh, do I have a rant saved up for him). Don’t get me wrong, we saw plenty of characters, but during the final showdown? Just a few. Not even the full rooster of the X-Men was there – after they hunted down Wolverine and Archangel, they went off and guest-stared in “Machine Man” and then played with Exodus in an annual. What the hell?

“Oh wait, guys! Even though Apocalypse is pretty much going to conquer the Earth, we have to track down whoever is hacking into our system and stealing our MP3s! Oh, and don’t forget, we have to make a pit stop at Genosha!”

Ugh.

You know what I wanted? I wanted to see the X-Men, X-Force, and Generation X and anyone else they’ve got running around to stand against Apocalypse. What did we get? Well, five X-Men fighting outside in the sand, with the rest either making a run at Apocalypse or conveniently vanishing away. I wanted a battle that rivaled the one on the moon during “X-Ecutioner’s Song” or in Central Park in “Onslaught” or even in NYC in “Age of Apocalypse.”

In a macro sense, the limited characters is only half the problem with the scope of the story. Apocalypse, while a threat all his own, didn’t hold onto the weight or tension we normally get with him. Let’s look at his history, shall we? When he finally accepted that he was a Mutant and therefore, stronger than anyone else, he ripped his way through Egypt. When he made his presence known to the X-Men (then X-Factor), you could just tell that he was much more of a threat than we had initially seen. After that, during “Fall of the Mutants,” he unleashes his kick-ass horsemen, who do their best to fulfill their names. In “Endgame,” he ruthlessly gives baby Nathan the techno-organic virus, wondering if he’s a threat or not. In “X-Ecutioner’s Song,” he gets his ass handed to him, but only by the really powerful guys and that’s only because he’s at his weakest. When “Onslaught” took place, we started to see that Apocalypse was a man with a plan. He was wise and dark and very, very powerful. Ditto with “Age of Apocalypse” – look what he did to that Earth. And ever since “Onslaught,” we’ve known Apocalypse is up to no good. You could just tell that some serious shit was going down. It was just a matter of time before Apocalypse took on the world and that Cable had better be ready.

Unfortunately? The world just means Egypt and the X-Mansion. Sure, Archangel flies around NYC while empowered by Apocalypse (I guess), but he didn’t really do anything. The Horsemen didn’t do a whole lot other than gather the Twelve. The world didn’t seem to be under threat, despite Apocalypse ranting every now and then and occasionally saying something like “The world will soon know that the Age of Apocalypse will begin soon!” Apocalypse doesn’t even seem to have some good minions. Cultists? Skrulls? Neat as it may seem, both groups are undermined by the fact that they either look or sound ridiculous.

The kicker of the story is the end. I have to hand it to the writers and editors for giving us such a down ending. It definitely had an “Empire Strikes Back” kinda feel. But talk about anti-climatic. Even the end of “Onslaught,” as sad as it was, had the villain buying it. The end of “Apocalypse: The Twelve” makes you feel confused by the strange alternate realities, then . . . leaves you hanging when ‘Poccy and Monolith run off together. Plus, during the final battle, did the X-Men become stupid or something? You’d think that after the first time they were duped, they’d figure out that their were being tricked by the Skrulls – who they already know are shape-shifters.

So . . . after all this, I’m betting you think I really hated the story. To be honest, it wasn’t that great. But to be even more honest, there are some very redeeming points. I listed above all of my disappointments with the story. But I have come to appreciate the better portions of plot. There are some nice character moments. Wolverine, especially, comes across decently here. His reasoning for giving into Apocalypse is well done. His return to grace is also well written, with nice layers of history placed in there in both the cases of Wolverine and Archangel. It was co-written by Fabian Niciezia, whom I wish had handled the whole thing. Cable, despite the major mishandle involving his battle with Apocalypse and all his stupid angst, gets some nice moments too (mostly written by Joe Casey – who also should have written most of this story). The relationship between Scott, Jean, Cable, X-Man, and Maddie is brought up, which brings some nice character development to the plot, allowing it some grounding. Rogue and Gambit continue to fight the awkwardness between them, but only find they keep pushing each other away. Professor X comes off rather coldly here, but that’s his damn fault.

I also appreciate the complexity of the story, even though it relies on some pretty big coincides. Each character has a small, but vital role to the play in the overall plot, which works out nice. And even though I complained that the story worked on too small a scale, we do see a lot of characters throughout the story: Cable and his pals, Apocalypse, Deathbird, Bishop, Hulk, the Avengers, Harbinger, X-Force, Jubilee, Mr. Sinister, the Marauders, Mystique, Mikhail, Nina, Bastian, the Mannites, Maddie, Moria, Moses Magnum, Ahab (whose appearances bothers me, but it’s a worthless rant), Sanctity, Rachel, Sabretooth, Polaris, and Magneto. It’s unfortunate that these characters weren’t always well handled and didn’t have stronger roles, but . . . meh. It’s neat to see them.

The art is rather good too. Lanndron brings his Kirby-esque look that really captures the power of Cable, the Harbinger, and the Avengers. Liefeld seems to channel some good work when he draws the rather disappointing yet good looking Apocalypse/Cable battle. Yu brings in the energy that the Hulk/Wolverine/Sabretooth battles needed. Davis brings it home, even though some of the coloring sucks and ruins it. Kubert, Raney, and the other fill-ins (whose names I unfortunately forget) also do a fine job.

The story is its own sort of epic. There are some flaws in its foundation and the ending is just not strong enough, but overall, it’s a nice read. It’s a decent story, even though I have my reservations regarding some elements.

~W~

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 88: "The Kids"

X-Man # 45-46, Cable # 63, X-Man # 47, Generation X # 46-50, X-Man # 50, Generation X # 51, X-Force # 94-95, Generation X # 53-58, X-Man # 53-55

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the “kids,” so I thought we’d check in on X-Man, X-Force, Cable, and Generation X.

We start off the X-Man/Cable crossover by the name of “Blood Brothers.” Nate Grey arrives in Latveria with Maddie following up some prophetic, destruction dreams. Shortly after encountering Blaquesmith, a pyramid shows up contained the completely alive and well Stryfe and the restored Dark Riders. There’s a psi-battle. Some of the Dark Riders go off to kill Jean and Scott, but Maddie secretly save them. Stryfe, who hopes to siphon off his power using Doom’s energy-absorbing machine, then captures Nate. But Cable shows up to save his ass! Wooohoo! However, Cable falls to Stryfe as well, since Stryfe now has some of Nate’s powers. Maddie then goes and joins Stryfe’s side. Eventually, a crazy battle follows in which Stryfe BLOWS UP.

Over at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, there’s trouble afoot. After getting new school uniforms and saving an inspector from the board of education, the Generation X kids face down an alien/computer creature spawned out from a new Danger Room that Forge created. Following this, the school turns out to be in financial ruin. Emma goes to her sister Adrienne for help. Adrienne decides to help her by becoming a third headmaster and opening the school up to the general public.

This does not go well. The Generation Xer’s head out to Boston to air out their problems – Jono and Paige’s suffering relationship; Monet and Jubilee’s anger at each other; Gaia’s place in the world. They then encounter Gene Nation, who takes them to the Dark Beast. Back at campus, Emma Frost and Gaia come across Nate Grey, who was psi-probed by Emma earlier. Nate helps Emma free Generation X and they part on pleasant company. Upon returning the campus, Generation X tracks down the captured Banshee, who was kidnapped when his father took one of the human students (Tristan) home. They free him and Tristan finds out Generation X’s secret.

Meanwhile, X-Force heads to Genosha at the behest of Pete Wisdom. Wisdom lured the team there with a box full o’ memories in the hopes that they would help him recover an AI computer that crashed near Genosha. After encountering Quicksilver, battles between the Acolytes and Magistrates, and Magneto himself, X-Force fulfills the mission and gets the AI (which is really the brain of Pete’s old friend Archie, who now has a new robot body).

Generation X go through a number of trials. This includes an adventure in Madripoor with Paladin against a new team called the Rising Sons to retrieve a sword that belongs to Adrienne. After this, the team is forces to relive the death of the Hellions, which was arranged by Adrienne to torture Emma Frost. Adrienne departs and the gang prepares for the big dance – so there’s tons o’ teen drama! This dance gets interrupted by the arrival of Emplate, which eventually leads to the freeing of Monet’s sister from the Penance form and the creation of a new Penance entity (who then goes off and fights with a bigfoot –yeah). Monet’s father, upon picking up his daughters, then insists that M goes to a new school.

Finally, Nate Grey, Cyclops, and Phoenix are up in Alaska, where a mountain base from the Age of Apocalypse somehow manifested itself in a mountain. The trio goes to blow it up before it unleashes an army of Infinities. This includes a battle with a creature called Rachet-9, which doesn’t last long. After this, they encounter Modt and Jahf, the guardians of the M’Kraan Crystal, who test Nate Grey. He passes and Nate leaves, feeling better and strong in his relationship with Scott and Jean.

So, okay, let’s break it down.

“Blood Brothers.” Ugh. Well, besides a nice little reunion and nice moments seeing Stryfe, Maddie, Nate, and Cable together, this story doesn’t make any sense at all. How did Stryfe come back? And why was it just to steal Nate’s power? Shouldn’t he have just as much power as Nate? Ugh.

Generation X provides some nice drama, but the comic comes off a little silly at times. The X-Man crossover is rather cliched and forced, although it’s cool to see the characters interact. Nate’s a good fit with Generation X and I enjoyed seeing them take on Dark Beast and Gene Nation together. I wish there had been a stronger conclusion to this story, as it would have made it much better. I got a nice feeling of nostalgia while reading this, as it was what “New Mutants” was to the teens of the 80s and “New X-Men” is (supposedly) to the teens of now. The more “school”-related issues are better than the super-heroic ones, as they are much less cliched and far more relateable.

X-Force’s adventures in Genosha make up the most interesting of this group. These kinds of missions are pretty much why Cable formed the team. Seeing them face off with Magneto is a great scene, as it stands on a foundation of Magneto’s tenure as their teacher.

What I did like, out of all of this mess, was seeing Nate Grey interacts with different parts of the X-Men mythos finally dropping that “I hate all those X-Peoples except for Rogue and Syrin” that was had hurt his character for so very long. Really, this was when the character and X-Man stories started to get good.

The art is decent, though no real highlights.

Overall, despite some nice points, it’s pretty much “blah.”

~W~

Friday, February 09, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 87: "Journey"

(I honestly don't have the issues with me right now -- I'll log them in a little later)
(also, my apologies for the delayed up-date: I've been out of town, plus had a heckuva time logging in here)


The long and short of it:

The X-Men (sans Rogue) has been teleported to the Odkit dimension, whose deities (beings called the Trion – I think they later show up in the “Avengers”) are under attack by a demon that has been taken control of the Juggernaut. In this new dimension, the X-Men’s powers act all wonky. Gambit accidentally injures Marrow. Storm becomes an avatar of the Trion. Professor X’s mind ends up stuck with Wolverine’s mind in Wolvie’s body, where start to understand each other.

The X-Men succeed or whatever and hope that their new little alien friend will teleport them back to where and when they belong. Unfortunately, their new little alien is pretty stupid and the X-Men end up in a simulated New York City (and back a few years), which has been built to serve as an infiltration training camp for the Skrulls, as they are pretending to super-heroes based on the media’s perception of said heroes. Gambit runs off to help Marrow while the other X-Men try and deal with Skrulls. Kitty encounters some Skrulls who are kicked outcasted from the camp because their ‘personas’ are dead.

The situation for the X-Men goes from bad to worse when Galactus shows up. All attempts made by Xavier to stop Galactus from eating the homeworld are ignored. Meanwhile, Marrow emerges from a magic healing magician looking all beautiful like. Gambit is stunned and hopes that by helping her, he was able to find some redemption for his actions involving the Mutant Massacre.

Meanwhile, Kitty makes nice-nice with the three outcasts and they help the X-Men get a hold of a ship. The X-Men take off, go into a stasis-field (which makes them sleep for a bunch of years) and show up at Earth just in time for Magneto’s attack. Unfortunately, the magnetic flare hits the ship and they go back into stasis-field for a few more days.

Professor X wakes up then and is all paranoid because he thought he sensed something or someone else in the ship during their previous sleep. The ship, too large to land at the mansion, makes for Muir Island. Once there, Colossus, Shadowcat, and Nightcrawler go to pay some of their old pals a visit while the rest of the gang returns to the mansion. The Excalibur vets soon become embroiled in a problem with the Red Skull showing up and taking control Douglock and then taking control of the SHIELD helicarrier. With the help of Nick Fury, Machine Man (Aaron Stack – don’t call him, X-51, bitches), and the new Deathlok, they are able evacuate the SHIELD agents and free Douglock.

Okay.

Okay.

Here’s the deal. The stories aren’t too terrible. The art is rather good. But the big problem? These aren’t really the X-Men. The stories aren’t for the X-Men. They’re written like super-heroes stories for the likes of the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, or even the Defenders. They’re a poor fit for the X-Men.

There are some nice highlights, including a very awesome series of sequences involving Galactus. I really find it just awesome when Skrull ships and Professor X doing everything humanly (and Mutantly possible – new word, haha) against Galactus and GALACTUS JUST STANDS THERE! The one panel that strikes me the most is when Galactus stands in the center of Skrull city with lava up to his chest and you know that he’s just loving it. The subsequent destruction of the world itself is rather awesome as well.

Another neat idea is that the Skrulls garner their ideas about the various super-heroes they haven’t interacted with (X-Men, Spider-Man, and others) from the media. It’s quite an interesting idea.

However, there are major issues I have with the handling of characters. Marrow suffers terribly from lack of proper characterization, as she suddenly makes a complete turn of character. Sure, she’s beautiful, but Sarah had deep issues with the concept of beauty and it seems like it’s all brushed to the side. She even says to Rogue upon their return “Yo girlfriend!” WHAT THE -- ?! She’s not Kitty Pryde, Mr. Davis.

The Gambit/Rogue drama suffers too as it starts to get redundant. Last we saw, Gambit was feeling too crappy about himself to want a relationship with Rogue while she’s the one that wants it. It kinda continues, though on less certain terms than during the Kelly/Seagle run.

These stories aren’t terrible. I’m not a huge fan of this era of the X-Men, but like I said, they’re an ill fit. I’ll admit it’s neat to see them deal with non-X-Men villains like the Trion, Skrulls, Galactus, and the Red Skull . . . but it just doesn’t fit well.

~W~

Friday, January 26, 2007

Uncanny X-Periment # 86: "Magneto War"

X-Men # 85, X-Men: The Magneto War, Uncanny X-Men # 366, X-Men # 86, Uncanny X-Men # 367, X-Men # 87, Uncanny X-Men # 368, Magneto Rex # 1-3

Magneto, on the eve of his TERRIBLE ATTACK on humanity, goes off to make sure that he’s making the right decision. This means going to find the most average human he could locate – a guy named Joe. Having secretly flipped over the site of Joe’s construction company’s most recent project, Magneto disguises himself as a (basically) an insurance guy. He then gives Joe questions, trying to get into his head and tells him that Mutants are probably responsible for what happened. Turns out the dude doesn’t have a problem with that and after a bit of a debate, Joe pisses off Magneto by brining up Hitler. Magneto flips out and shows himself. In end, he is ready to attack, despite Joe telling him that Mutants are feared because of people like Magneto.

Meanwhile, the X-Men are rescuing babies from a hospital fire. When they exit, holding the newborns, there’s a standoff between the X-Men and prejudicial police and fireman. Professor X, feeling his dream on the verge of shattering at this confrontation, is stunned to see Storm take charge of the situation and end the situation peacefully. So, as Magneto heads to the North Pole and Professor X heads back to the mansion, both are more confirmed in their dreams and beliefs.

Shortly afterwards, Fabian Cortez and a group of rogue Acolytes launch an attack on the X-Men in the hope of finding out if Joseph is really Magneto. There’s a battle, but when the X-Men seek out and help one of the Acolytes, Cortez learns that he’s lost them for good and runs off, tail planted firmly between legs. At the same time, in Israel, Joseph is being tested by the Mossad to figure out what his deal is. Quicksilver shows up and the two make peace with each other.

The X-Men, then go hot on the trail of the real Acolytes (these taking orders from Magneto himself) and begin to chase them up the North Pole. As this unfolds, Magneto uses a spire to unleash a massive disruption of the electro-magnetic spectrum. This is while his robotic assistant (not his first, but far beyond Nanny) goes to the UN in Magneto’s name and demands a place for Mutants to flourish.

After the X-Men crash near Magneto’s spire, a woman named Astra confronts Joseph. She reveals to him the truth: after the fall of Avalon, Astra restored Magneto’s mind to accurately create a clone of Magneto. Turns out that Astra was a former member of the Brotherhood, but skipped out after a huge falling out. Anyways, Joseph (the clone) battled Magneto and Magneto wonked him in the head, leaving him amnesic. By that point, Astra was gone and Magneto went into hiding, watching the world unfold as he recuperated.

After all this comes out, Joseph and Astra then head off to the North Pole to deal with Magneto. Two nukes have been launched by the Russians, mind you, and that complicates matters. The X-Men then fight the Acolytes as Joseph and Magneto battle it out. All the while, Mutant affairs advisor and Genoshan expert Alda Huxly arranges a deal with the United Nations.

With the Acolytes dealt with and the X-Men now tackling Magneto (with Wolverine really pissed because of their last battle), Colossus and Professor X go to the aide of Joseph. Joseph, who is dying as he attempts to correct the Electro-Magnetic Spectrum, gives Xavier (and Colossus too) the gift of hope. He then fixes the world and dies.

At this point, Magneto is ready to go at it again with the X-Men when the United Nations show up, giving Magneto the control of Genosha. Wolverine flips out, but Xavier intervenes, understanding the X-Men have no choice in the matter. In the end, Magneto’s powers are in a bit of a dire state.

The X-Men mourn the passing of Joseph while Magneto begins to take control. Wolverine is planning an assassination attempt, but the X-Men don’t care for this. Their argument with Logan is interrupted, though, when some sort of alien teleports the X-Men away.

In Genosha, Magneto takes command. It’s soon evident that the reason the UN gave him Genosha was in the hopes that the problems with the Legacy Virus, civil war, and destroyed economy would make it impossible for him to accomplish anything.

The Zealot, a Mutate (and half-brother to Phillip Moreau), soon captures Quicksilver, who visits Genosha at the behest of Amelia Vought. Rogue discovers this during a solo mission there (with the rest of the X-Men missing). She and Vought go to Magneto, who dismisses his son’s possible execution. However, the Zealot is his chief rival on Genosha. Rogue and Vought soon launch a rescue mission, which then gets aided by Pipeline, Phillip, and Jenny Ransome. Magneto (with Cortez back as his personal battery-charging beyotch) shows up and promptly kills the Zealot. In time, seeing that Magneto is no longer the man she once knew, Rogue leaves. Quicksilver, being manipulated into seeing isolation camps for Mutates carrying the Legacy Virus, stays to be his father’s conscience (not knowing that those were established to reel his son in). Magneto then begins to take complete control over Genosha.

As a whole, it’s a good story. It lacks the depth of Uncanny X-Men # 275-277, X-Men # 1-3, and Fatal Attractions, but it has a certain Silver Age flare to it that makes it fun and enjoyable. The idea that Magneto and Xavier will just keep fighting each other is a good one, built upon the foundation of the first issue of the arch, which is one of the best X-Men books I’ve read (and Joe Kelly’s best – and last). The in-coming Alan Davis on writing is good, though it pushes the limits of credibility.

The idea of Magneto taking over Genosha is both good in idea, but terrible in execution. The United Nations hands over a nation (even a self-destruction one like Genosha) to a known terrorist? That’s maddening, especially if put into real world standards (as the Marvel Universe likes to be compared to). The story of Magneto’s rise on Genosha is well done, mind you, with a great bunch of characters for him to interact with.

I hate Astra. Among the worst characters ever.

Characterization is well done, I might add. While Magneto's character is more in tune with the original villian from the old days, Professor X, Joseph, Rogue, Quicksilver, and Wolverine all get some nice development.

So, not a terrible story, if not a little too Silver Age.

~W~