Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Uncanny X-Periment Special: 50 Best X-Men - Part One!


Welcome the Uncanny X-Periment 50 best X-Men stories!

A few notes about how I picked these.   These were chosen based on the following criteria: the quality of the comic overall (writing and art), characterization, how well it keeps to the titles core ideas, and how important the story is.   Furthermore, this list only includes stories from Uncanny X-Men, X-Men Legacy (X-Men/New X-Men), X-Men Unlimited, X-Treme X-Men, Astonishing X-Men, X-Men, All-New X-Men and X-Men: First Class.   There are two exceptions to this list, but they are limited series and, damn it, I say they count!  Now, I will count spin-off titles only during crossovers.  Sorry.  I'm mean.

Okay, so here we go!



50) Giant-Sized X-Men # 1




Summary:
Professor X gathers Nightcrawler, Sunfire, Banshee, Storm, Colossus, Wolverine, and Thunderbird from the four corners of the globe.  Their mission: rescue the missing original X-Men after a strange disappearance on the mysterious island of Krakoa.  The new X-Men, led by Cyclops, overcome several obstacles to reach a temple, where the original X-Men (except Beast) are being held.  The X-Men are freed, but they reveal that Krakoa – an actual living, Mutant island – let Cyclops go to bring back new Mutants.  Professor X helps the X-Men concoct a plan to unite their powers and send Krakoa into space.  The X-Men – all thirteen of them – then back on home.

Why’s It’s # 50:
In terms of being iconic, this comic has got it.   From the exciting, bursting cover to Angel’s quip about 13 X-Men, this is a classic story.  Len Wien and Dave Cockrum knock this out of the park.   There’s so much story in this comic and it fits so well into this big, giant-sized format.  We get nice, long introductions to our new characters and full and concise reintroductions to our old schoolers.  There’s tons of little nods to everything that’s come before – Weapon X/Wolverine’s fight with the Hulk, the Iceman/Havok rivalry over Lorna, Scott and Jean’s relationship, etc etc.  it’s all good.

Let’s not forget Dave Cockrum’s amazing art.   Lots of fluid action, lots of amazing character designs.   Dave Cockrum has delivered his best in this book.

The negative side is mainly in the villain.  Krakoa is a big living island.  Not a bad idea, but it’s just kinda silly.  I know this is the Marvel Universe and we are asked to accept a lot, but this . . . eh . . . this pushes the envelope.  Also, I found some of the characterizations to be a little racist – especially Thunderbird and Sunfire.   And I also doubt that even a small village in Germany would resort to using torches and a hammer and stake to deal with a monster. Guns and flashlights are the way to go.

Bottom line:
It’s iconic status and it’s full, action packed storytelling coupled with great artwork makes it a classic.  It’s silly, English speaking living island villain and vaguely stereotypical clichéd characterizations drag it down.  But hey, this is just the beginning of the list!  And hey, out of all of the ka-billion X-Men stories, this is 50th best!  Yay!

Side-Note: I’m not a fan of how this comic has kinda been retconned over the years into a much darker, grimmer story.  I like what Classic X-Men # 1 and Giant-Sized X-Men # 3 have done for it, in elaborating the character moments that grow out of the plot.  It’s stories like Deadly Genesis and Original Sin that add a dark, more sinister tone that kinda hurts what is such a celebratory and proud moment in the X-Men’s history.  Bah!  Retcons!

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Things to Come!

Just wanted to break regular programming to announce that the Uncanny X-Periment will be shifting a little bit over the next few months.   There will be a slow down in regular X-Periment up-dates, as I'm still trying to get caught up.

MEANWHILE!

Next month, expect a brand-new twice weekly up-date!  To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the X-Men, I will be posting short review/summaries of  the TOP FIFTY X-MEN STORIES EVER!  This will start 7/1.  Be ready!  Be X-CITED!

(sorry)

Be there, true believer!

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Uncanny X-Periment # 167: The Reckoning



Wolverine Origins # 41 – 46, Dark Wolverine # 85, Wolverine # 47, Dark Wolverine # 86, Wolverine Origins # 48 – 50

Wolverine needs to work out a plan to defeat Romulus.   The problem is, Romulus knows Wolverine so well that every move he makes, Romulus is already going to know.  So Logan meets with “someone” who advises him on a new plan.  Logan goes to Banner to recruit him, only to find that Banner can no longer turn in the Hulk.  Luckily, Banner has his son Skarr, who is big and Hulk-like.  They initially reject Logan’s proposal, but later reconsider it, as Banner is trying to the best he can by his son, same as Logan.  After securing Skarr, Logan makes for Japan and teams up with Silver Samurai.  The Silver Samurai trains Logan who to wield the Muramasa Sword, then they find out that Dagger has been kidnapped by Romulus.  Wolverine and Cloak rescue her and Logan kills Victor Hudson.  Cloak attacks Logan with the Darkforce Dimension, and it’s revealed the Logan fears the future.  Cloak, pushed by Dagger, agrees top help him.  Logan, Skarr, and Cloak break into the Raft to rescue Ruby Thursday, to whom Logan reveals his big plan to to gain her trust.  Unfortunately, the plan goes down the tubes and Ruby gets captured and interrogated by Romulus.  Logan and the gang meet back up with her and eventually sent her back to the Raft, the plan foiled completely.  Logan goes the Answer, who reveals that the plan was always to get Ruby out, because he loved her.  Logan then meets up with Deadpool, who also provided Logan with a plan (I think.  This was really confusing).

After making a confession to Kurt about Mariko’s death, Logan finds Daken, who is back to being a “bad-ass” now that the Dark Avengers are no more.  The two plot to take down Romulus, which involves lots of false plans and fake-outs, but eventually leads to Romulus confronting the pair in Ankara.  Skaar jumps in, and Daken decides to take out his father.  Wolverine’s plan has been to expose Romulus – a major blow, since his greatest asset has been to remain in the shadows.  Eventually, the battle gets outta hand.  Logan has to reel Skarr in, and both Romulus and Daken escape together.  They head to a safehouse, or something, and Romulus talks about how the gods are losing their power and how he was worshipped as a god as a cave man.  Daken attacks him, but Cloak whisks Romulus away.   He is dumped in front of the Howllett mansion, and Wolverine comes to a realization, spurned by the Silver Samurai turning training.  He realizes that when he loses control, when he goes berserk, his balance is lost.  Logan, instead of killing Romulus, banishes him to the Darkforce Dimension.  Logan at last understands that revenge is no longer an option; that all these years of obsessing about vengeance has led him nowhere and he seeks to stop his son from going down the same path.  He engages Daken, and defeats him by not going for the kill.  Logan then removes the parts of the Muramasa Blade that were placed in Daken’s forearms.   He buries them, along with the sword itself.  He lets Daken live, now that he is no longer able to kill his father. 

Logan retreats into the woods to build a cabin and is visited by Nick Fury.  They talk for a while, but the conditioning Logan was put through and, finding out it’s his birth, Logan begins to hallucinate.  He pictures all the women in his life that have been killed and, in the process, nearly kills Nick Fury.  Luckily, Fury has some of Logan’s heal factor or something on hand and uses it to heal himself.  Nick leaves and Logan is forced to the face the future that he feared.  A future without revenge, without vengeance and hate.  Logan let’s go of the past and moves forward.  That’s best at what he does.  Hopefully.

The first part of this was really confusing.  What was Logan’s plan?  Who is Ruby and the Answer?  How did Ruby factor into this?  Why did Logan need Hulk and/or Skarr?  Did he know that Romulus approached Skarr?  What was up with Deadpool having a plan?  All of this was really muddling and confusing.

The second part was better.  Skarr felt unnecessary and the end of Romulus was anti-climatic. 

(Logan.  Buddy.  I don’t care if you’ve given up revenge.  Kill this guy.  It’s okay.  There’s no one that doesn’t want you to.  I promise.  It’s okay.)

What I did like was Logan’s disarming on Daken and then letting him go.  It’s about a “papa spank” as Logan gets and it’s done well.  I think it’s too Daniel Way’s credit that Daken doesn’t have a “moment of clarity” and decides that revenge isn’t worth it.  If there’s one thing that we can from Daken, it’s that.   He is exactly what is.  I like to think this sort of anti-revenge, I’m-gonna-teach-you-a-lesson move serves an excellent transition as to what is come, with “Schism” and “Wolverine and the X-Men” and whatnot.

As for Logan, well, I do like the turn of events where Logan decides to give up REVENGE FOREVER.  It make sense, after all this.

But let’s not kid ourselves.

This isn’t very good.

You see, in preparation for this review, I read all of “Wolverine Origins,” as well as the terrible “Evolution,” throughout the week.  I wouldn’t say its punishment, because it’s not horrible.  But it’s not good. 

To Daniel Way’s credit, I can say with some certainty that he is a decent writer.  He peels away the layers to this story one issue at a time.  Up until “Family Business,” we are slowly shown how these patterns in Logan’s life connect and how these people he’s interacted with all link up.  “Family Business” is where the book goes from being about Logan discovering his past to Logan trying to actively stop Romulus and save his son.  For Daken, it turns into revenge on Logan and taking Romulus’ empire for himself.  By that point, all of the cards are on the table and everything is out and in the open.  From there, Logan and Daken get proactive about their agendas and it all ends like up above – with Romulus removed anti-climatically, Daken being forced from being able to kill Logan, and with Logan swearing off REVENGE FOREVER.

Honestly, therein lies the problem.  Everything about the “Romulus manipulated your life” plot has reeked of inconsistencies, an over-reliance of coincidence, and an overall feeling of “WTF, really?!”  I hate that we have one character that has just made an appearance at the start of the series serve as this grand orchestrator of Logan’s life.  It’s silly.  It’s contrived.  It just doesn’t make sense.

(I actually ranted more about in some previous X-Periments and, btw, many of those questions remain unanswered.  Also, here are the other "Wolverine Origins" entries: Origins and Endings, Evolution, Original Sin, and Dark Reign).

Ultimately, in the most basic sense, this series failed to be what it could have been.  All of this Romulus stuff could have been removed.  I like Daken.  Really.  I think the guy ended pretty well developed, even though there are still lots of questions about there about it. 

In place on this Romulus stuff, I would have rather have seen issues with the Weapon X project and its relationship with the World Plus Program resolved.  I wanted to see the Facility from X-23 explored.  I wanted to see more flashbacks, with more opportunities to explore Logan’s past . . . without showing so much to remove all of the mystery of the character (which this series did anyways).   I wanted revelations and new mysteries.  I wanted redemption and revenge.  I wanted Logan to have to deal with all these aspects of his life – X-Man, Avenger, and working solo – and how they fit into his rediscovered past. 

But no.  We got a weird, convoluted, over-the-top story that doesn’t give us much satisfaction in the end.   I don’t really blame Daniel Way – or even Jeph Loeb.  I liked that Wolverine gave up REVENGE FOREVER and that we now have punk-ass Wolverine Jr.  And that’s pretty much it.

OH!  “Our War” is still great.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Uncanny X-Periment # 166: Predators X



X-Men Legacy # 234, Uncanny X-Men # 520 – 522

Rogue takes the Cuckoos powers to help them look for the Phoenix, which had left them during the Utopia battle.  While she has this, she ends up doing the following: helps solves issues with Rockslide, loops Magneto’s attraction to her so much so that she kisses him, helps Indra, and projects her lustful thoughts of Remy to everyone.   In the end, they don’t find Phoenix.

Cyclops sends Wolverine, Psylocke, and Colossus to New York City to track down the Predator.  They find it – and Fantomex, who had been hired to kill it.  The X-Men trace it back to penthouse and fight some new villains, all of whom gained their powers from John Sublime.  The X-Men are nearly defeated, but Fantomex shows up and saves the day.

Meanwhile, after going behind Cyclops back and building a pillar with the Atlantians to support Utopia, Magneto is bound and determined to gain Scott’s trust.  To that end, he finds the bullet Kitty is riding and pulls it back to Earth.  He rips it open, brings Kitty out . . . but turns out she still phased.  And he goes into a coma.  It’s a victory, but a small one.

A small collection of comics, but good nonetheless.  Some good characters moments for Rogue and Magneto.  Fantomex kicked ass.  And hey, Kitty’s back.   For some reason, it doesn’t really impact me that much.  I don’t know why, but there’s just not a lot to it.

Greg Land still sucks.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Uncanny X-Periment # 165: Necrosha



New X-Men # 32, X-Force # 11, Necrosha: The Gathering, X-Necrosha # 1, X-Force # 21 – 25, New Mutants # 6-8, X-Men Legacy # 231-233

Selene gathers Wither, Blink, Senyaka, Mortis, Cypher, and Eli Bard for her final plan to rise up and become a god.  She raises an army of dead Mutants and has them attack Utopia.   If there’s a dead Mutant, they’re there, powered by Bard’s Techno-Organic Virus that he stole from Bastian.   The New Mutants manage to free Cypher from Selene’s influence and Rogue takes a team to Muir Island and they fight Proteus.

Selene raises an army of dead Mutants on Genosha, which she has renamed Necrosha.  She only needs the Soul Blade and sends her coven to retrieve it from Warpath.  Warpath is taken to Necrosha by Selene’s coven.  Thunderbird is there and explains how to defeat Selene, even though it means having to kill him.  Jimmy does and when X-Force arrives, things get serious.  Selene completes her ritual and rises to godhood, but Warpath stabs her with the Soul Blade and she dies. 

This is really and truly the reader’s digest version of things.   For that, I apologize.  There’s a lot of fun stuff here.   Seeing all of the old, dead Mutants is a blast.  It leaves a nice door open for some old favorites to return.  The art is stellar and there’s no real part of this that I didn’t like.

I’ve never been a Selene fan.  I’ve often found her an odd fit for the X-Men.  But here, we get a well-rounded look at her character and background.  The way her plans come together is well-realized and to finally see her dead, well, that made my day.

Saturday, May 04, 2013

Uncanny X-Periment # 164: Nation X



Dark Reign – The List: X-Men, X-Men Legacy Annual 2009, X-Men Legacy # 228 – 230, Uncanny X-Men # 515 – 519

Norman Osborn has unleashed a mutated, animalistic, mindless version of Namor’s wife, Marrina upon the ocean as revenge.  It gobbles up some Atlanteans and Namor, without anyone else to turn to, goes to the X-Men for help.  They lure Marrina to Utopia, where Namor is forced to kill her.  Namor then shows just how far he’ll go to stop Norman should their paths cross again.

Afterwards, Emplate returns.  He attacks the X-Men, searching for Penance.  He doesn’t find her, but instead, finds Bling (aka Roxy) and determines that she similar enough to sup from.  He backs away, but then returns and captures her.   Trance figures out a way into Emplate’s realm, but Cyclops tells her ‘no’ and instead, Rogue takes her power and goes on a rescue mission.  Some madcap wild chases later and Rogue dumps Emplate off to some moon in his Nowhere dimension and then returns home with Bling.   She then accepts a job as mentor to the Young X-Men.

Cyclops then has to deal with the ramifications to having Utopia exist.  He approaches mayor, who explains that he has not yet committed any real crimes and he has her support.  About this same time, Doctor Takiguchi passes away and the X-Men cremate him.   Magneto, in his typical funeral-crashing manner, arrives and swears loyalty to Cyclops and praises him for uniting and saving Mutantkind.  Charles is skeptical and Beast doesn’t like it, but Scott agrees to let Magneto in.

A new group of weirdo’s calls up Scalphunter and has him deliver some five Predators to Utopia.  Namor, Magneto, and the X-Men manages to defeat all but one.  Scalphunter then turns himself and enters Danger’s new sim-prison.  As the X-Club tries to figure out how to keep Utopia from sinking, they discover that the Predators released nannites into the air.

Meanwhile, Professor X and Psylocke assist Cyclops in removing the Void from Emma.   However, by entering her mind, Scott accidently lets the Void into his mind.  Using techniques taught to him by Jean, he traps the Void in his own mind and walks away.  Emma and Scott are saved . . . just in time for Beast to tell them he’s quitting.

I enjoyed this batch more than others in recent memory and I’m glad it’s improved over time. I still don’t feel like Matt Fraction is the perfect match for the X-Men, but this is far and away, much better than “Sisterhood.”  Greg Land’s art is still pretty bad, Fraction has gotten better.   I like the arrival and inclusion of Magneto; he adds a lot to the team and brings along a great foil for Scott and the Professor.  But it bothered me that Professor X was so aggressive towards Magneto; it’s like Fraction never bothered to read “X-Men: Legacy.”

 I liked Beast’s giving up on Scott and the others.   It was kinda sad, but I remember reading this comic at that time and totally agreeing with Hank. 

The use of Marrina was actually fairly depressing.

I loved the return of Emplate.  He was one of those characters that has been on the sidelines for far too long.  We actually saw what happened to him at the end, too.   Nice to know he’s not just sleeping the Generation X basement anymore.

My biggest beef is actually the move itself.  We spent all that time moving the X-Men San Francisco and Graymalkin Industries . . . and then, “well, let’s just move them onto an island.”  Really.